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पंखा चला के कम्बल ओढ़ के एक पैर बाहर निकाल के टेम्परेचर मेंटेन करने वाला मौसम आ गया है
Early to bed early to rise...This man has neither Wifi nor Wife.... :P
My gambling problem got so bad I couldn’t even afford my drug problem.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called brightness, but it doesn’t work!
Gravity is a myth. Actually Earth Sucks
We live in era of Smartphone and stupid people
Stop reading my status. Go have a life.
My Wife has stronger network than WiFi
Good Wifi. Good Wife. Happy Man. All Myth
Sometimes you should give a break to rules
Similarity in Google and my GF. Both try to finish my sentence
She pretends to explain. I pretend to listen
You should always study between rests
Brain needs rest sometime. Mine always does during exams
I think I have heard this bullshit before
Buri nazar wale tere bacche jiye. Bade hokar tera hi khoon piye
I wonder what a doctor's wife has views on apple
Keep staring…I might do a trick
One place where people become most creative is Exam Hall
Friendship is love without the benefits… :P
Plumbers Tagline: We repair what your husband fixed
Everyday I decide to get over my laziness. But then I think, lets start tomorrow
Men speak less at home since women are good with knives
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I see you in every other girl. Does that give me right to kiss them?